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Rejected Intros for Days of Our Lives
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/7028d9c5-8aa8-4baa-86f7-34421924ff66/D7DA93D9-7318-43D9-A63B-39A02063FEC1/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24AndyFriedhof.html" href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24AndyFriedhof.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.mcsweeneys.net</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24AndyFriedhof.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.mcsweeneys.net/img/7B760497-1EE5-4072-81D2-56E1858CE800" alt="Timothy McSweeney's Header Image" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24AndyFriedhof.html"><H1 class="title"><FONT face="times, times new roman" _moz-rs-heading=""><FONT size="+1">Rejected<BR />Introductions to<BR /><I>Days of Our Lives</I>.</FONT> </FONT></H1></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24AndyFriedhof.html"><P align="center"><FONT face="times, times new roman"><FONT size="-1">BY <A href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/mailto:andrew.friedhof@gmail.com">ANDY FRIEDHOF</A></FONT></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24AndyFriedhof.html"><FONT face="times, times new roman">"Like a robot dolphin through this flaming hoop, so are the days of our lives. Freaking sweet." </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24AndyFriedhof.html"><FONT face="times, times new roman">"Like this well ... (<I>Show picture of an ancient wishing well</I>) ... this show is going very well, very much like the days of our lives." </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24AndyFriedhof.html"><FONT face="times, times new roman">"Like jogging with sand in your underwear in a metaphysical triathlon from hell, so are the days of our lives." </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24AndyFriedhof.html"><FONT face="times, times new roman">"See all this stuff on last year's calendar? Most of these were so the days of our lives. I should really throw this out." </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24AndyFriedhof.html"><FONT face="times, times new roman">"I'm pretty sure these are the days of our lives. Or is it these? Wait, let me get my glasses." </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24AndyFriedhof.html"><FONT face="times, times new roman">"Hey, who didn't wipe their feet and dragged sand into the house? Oh, it was the days of our lives." </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24AndyFriedhof.html"><P><FONT face="times, times new roman">"Yeah, that pile of timber and rubbish over there. Yeah. Next to that, that's where I last saw the days of our lives, officer." </FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24AndyFriedhof.html"><FONT face="times, times new roman">"Like the battery power on my Casio watch, so are the days of our lives. You can't even buy these damn batteries anymore, either, so it's even more apt." </FONT></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/D7DA93D9-7318-43D9-A63B-39A02063FEC1/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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