Simultaneously funny and horrific. Men, if you've ever wondered why a woman seemed to recoil in horror from your advances, wonder no more: some of your fellow males are out working overtime to turn het women asexual, bi women gay, and make lesbians absolutely confident they're not missing a thing.

The comments are often as hilarious as the posts!

In my life, I've met a lot of women who hate men (some do it professionally) but poor fools like these are not the reason.

Single and quite happy,
Kauaiguy

*LOL* Lexi,
You oughta know you can't turn a hetero bi or gay. Even with this.

Ah, but you notice I said "turn het women asexual" and "turn bi women gay" – it's more a matter of guys like these killing off all heterosexual desire than anything else.

If I wanted to post an example of "turns het women gay", I'd clip a picture of k.d. lang or Rachel Maddow. Hubba hubba!

*facepalm* That was me – I just didn't notice that the monkey had logged in instead. *sigh*

Ha! You did say something else, and it was quite clever!

Why do men always grab their wieners, shake them at you while saying WOO-HOO and then smiling sheepishly?

It's such and odd thing to do. Is it supposed to make women swoon? I never quite understood that strange ritual.