It's Official - Windows Is a Virus!


	It's Official - Windows Is a Virus!

blakelylaw

1-3-2009 5:48 PM

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humor, windows, software, viruses, computer viruses

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1-3-2009 6:15 PM

1-3-2009 6:38 PM

1-4-2009 7:29 AM

must pass this on.

1-5-2009 9:21 AM

lifecyce1898

why I use mac's

1-5-2009 9:25 AM

mike_law

lmao windows does suckage!!!

1-7-2009 5:03 AM

psidre

good stuff. let's burn some bugs

1-7-2009 5:27 AM

thisnamecantbetaken

So... does this mean running nuclear armed submarines on XP could be risky? Who would have guessed.

Windows for Submarines™

1-7-2009 7:16 AM

skwirlinator

Hmm, Not having problems with windows vista - perhaps the users are the viruses?

1-19-2009 5:07 AM

scyleung

this is funny

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</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://wilk4.com/humor/humorm258.htm"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that. 
<P>	</P></LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://wilk4.com/humor/humorm258.htm"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that. 
<P>	</P></LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://wilk4.com/humor/humorm258.htm"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too. 
<P>	</P></LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://wilk4.com/humor/humorm258.htm"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. Sigh... Windows does that, too. 
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