Encounter With The FEMA Genie


	Encounter With The FEMA Genie

merrie

7-26-2008 7:19 PM

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humor, genie, cowboy, 3 wishes

merrie says:

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen, and he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

‘OK, cowpoke, what’s your second wish.’

‘My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.’

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.

‘OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!’

After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says… ‘I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.’

***POOF***

He was turned into a tampon.

The moral of the story:

If the government offers to help you, there’s going to be a string attached.

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7-26-2008 8:37 PM

sillysam

eww lol

8-1-2008 4:39 AM

jt3600

Yes ! That government program is "BEND OVER - MOUNTAIN"

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