AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC


	AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC

swampfoxz

5-17-2008 1:44 PM

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It started off same as always; coupla fossils saying how our Banjo Patterson was a better poet than Walt Whitman,

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<FONT size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica"><FONT size="3" color="#990000"><STRONG>AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC</STRONG></FONT>
<FONT size="2" color="#990000">Tired of Being Isolated and Ignored, Continent Isn't Bloody Moving</FONT>
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