Ultimate Rejection Letter


	Ultimate Rejection Letter

nonbeliever77

3-1-2007 4:24 PM

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office humor, rejection

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3-1-2007 4:26 PM

leksi

This was great!

3-1-2007 6:37 PM

jmackin

Now that is creativity...LOL

3-1-2007 10:26 PM

pink panther

That's a good one.

3-1-2007 11:26 PM

priori_incantatem

Funny one

liked it!

3-2-2007 4:21 AM

Thr4ll

I would hire anyone ballsy enough to do this.

3-2-2007 9:27 AM

leoman_the1

lol !!! coool

3-2-2007 10:58 AM

ejoiner2

Im going to save this one and use it.

3-12-2007 8:01 PM

Vip3rousmango

That is brilliant.

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Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA  34109
Dear Professor Millington,
Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department. 
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. 
Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time.  Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August.  I look forward to seeing you then. 
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen
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