"You know, we on the staff are just worried about your state of mind, what with all your outbursts and disinterest in jello. I imagine it must be very lonely for you, with your husband all your friends up there waiting in heaven. God, too. I'd like you to think of the hospital as God's partner. And here on God's team we just want you to know you have options. They're all here in this brochure...... "