... More Stupid Stories in the News.


	... More Stupid Stories in the News.

ChePanzee

8-9-2007 12:48 PM

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8-10-2007 6:05 AM

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You just can't fix stupid:

1. They don't have any Ex-Lax in Calcutta? What's up with that? AND...they force fed the Dude bananas BEFORE they x-rayed his tummy?

2. If the guy was smuggling in a phone charger, I suppose that means he already smuggled in the phone? He needed the charger so he could keep keep in touch with his "weed man" for deliveries. Too funny.

3. The peni on lock-down sounds less like sex play gone wrong and more like planned revenge if the "keyhole was super glued". You just can't fix stupid.

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