Overheard... these are for real. LOL


	Overheard... these are for real. LOL

BigBadWolf

6-19-2007 3:20 PM

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BigBadWolf says:

You have to read the others at the original link. Some of them make you scratch your head.

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6-19-2007 3:23 PM

BigBadWolf

I had to put this one in too;

Older woman: Excuse me, miss?
Younger woman: Yeah?
Older woman: Your veil, your burqa is very beautiful. I didn't know your people were allowed to wear it in bright colors.
Younger woman: It's not a burqa, it's a poncho. I'm Jewish. It's for the rain. I got it at TJ Maxx.

6-20-2007 3:14 PM

thisnamecantbetaken

OMG, read the whole page. *LMAO*

6-20-2007 3:24 PM

debbyski

HA, HA, HA, HA BIG BAD!
These jokes remind me of Halloween; my favorite holiday because I'm guaranteed to get something in the sack.

6-21-2007 9:03 AM

BigBadWolf

I'm guaranteed to get something in the sack.

Come to my house! Come to my house! I'll give you a real treat in the sack!

6-21-2007 9:03 AM

gwendolyn

That was too funny!

6-21-2007 9:06 AM

Deepti

6-21-2007 9:51 AM

debbyski

Come to my house! Come to my house! I'll give you a real treat in the sack!

Whoo hoo! You are such a flirt BB

6-21-2007 12:12 PM

BigBadWolf

Whoo hoo! You are such a flirt BB

What's this flirt stuff? Flirting is coy and cute... my statement was brash and fuh-reaky! Rrrrooowwwrrr

6-21-2007 2:27 PM

debbyski

my statement was brash and fuh-reaky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v86-Psh49g

6-21-2007 2:36 PM

ratilfar

6-21-2007 2:38 PM

ratilfar

He Sees You As an Alternative Target, Not Protection

Chinese guy: Hey, now that you're here we can go to Sylvia's in Harlem and get some soul food.

Black guy:
What do you mean, "now that I'm here"? What, you can't go to Harlem by
yourself, but now that you've got your token black you're safe? That's
fucked up.

Chinese guy: Let me ask you something: would you go to Harlem alone at night?

Black guy: OK, that's not the point.

--Chinatown

6-21-2007 2:43 PM

BigBadWolf

debbyski sends Wolf link to Super Freak

*Wolf's mind now wanders endlessly at the possible hidden meaning to the aforementioned link*

Dayam Debs.. I see you are working your usual magic at keeping my mind NOT on work for the rest of the day!

6-21-2007 2:43 PM

BigBadWolf

ratilfar... yea, I loved that one too!

6-21-2007 2:44 PM

ratilfar

And who said that Geeks don't get any (or at least try):

I'm Still Trying to Get Rid of the Crabs from That Romulan Incident

Drunk guy #1: What's the closest star to Earth?

Drunk girl: The Sun!

Drunk guy #2: No... It's Alpha Centauri.

Drunk girl: I just don't think I can agree with you on that. Anyway, Alpha Centauri is a galaxy!

Drunk guy #2: Let's bet on it.

Drunk girl: Ok. But only money. No sexual favors.

6-21-2007 2:47 PM

ratilfar

Guys, don't you hate it when this happens to you!

I Actually Like You Better as a Werewolf

Guy, staring at girl: You look like someone I know.
Girl: It's me.
Guy: Oh, hi Alexis. You look different at eight in the morning.

--C train

6-21-2007 3:01 PM

ratilfar

Life funny that way:

And Just Like That, They Formed a Rap Group

Thug: Why you gotta be white and ignorant?

White Girl: Why you gotta be black and belligerent?

--Times Square

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