How To Care for Extroverts
- Ignore their requests for privacy
- Embarrass them whenever possible
- Always announce their arrival to a group and give them an opportunity to make a speech
- Press them for answers, allowing no more than 3 sec. between questions
- Interrupt them when they talk
- Little notice is required when major changes need to occur
- Reprimand them publicly
- Make their learning experiences public and stressful
- Discourage relationship building and the acquiring of 'friends'
- Help them become a better person by encouraging less extroverted behaviors

Hmmm...that can't be right. Maybe we should be treating everyone like an Introvert.

It couldn't hurt and it would probably improve a lot of difficult relationships. I'm going to try out a couple tips.

Always announce their arrival to a group and give them an opportunity to make a speech

That one could be helpful.

hey i think i do pretty good, actually

Innie or Outie?

who, me or Clip-on?
I guess i'm both

Be sure to build a couple of cozy nests, under the introvert's bed and in a spacious closet (complete with a well stocked refrigerator, computer, library, including books, cd's and movies, an entertainment system, bathroom w/ jacuzzi, a telephone for room service or in case your introvert should desire occasional, distant company AND complete the retreats with secure methods of entry that lock and unlock only from the inner side, so that your introvert is in complete control of his/her refuge. Sheesh!

How about you Clip On? Are you introverted or extroverted, or both?