A staff of Pakistani surgeons have set up mobile clinics outside select dealerships where young and old have taken the incentive offer and who wanted an immediate upgrade to compliment their new green automobile.

At a San Diego dealership, a young aspiring actress recently bought a new Obama Green and had her knockers upgraded to size 38dd. With a smile and a little jiggle, she proudly took possession of her new eco-friendly automobile.

Al Gore announced that it will be coming out with a new model next year for men..........It will be called the 'Big Dude', and sales are expected to be brisk.