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	The history of dodgeball

qwertman

9-24-2007 3:58 PM

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dodgeball, sports, history, humor

qwertman says:

This is hilarious, you have to read the whole article. Definitely not true. A friend of mine wrote a report for school on dodge ball with this as her only source. She got an A.

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