8 Terrifying Instruments Old-Time Doctors Used on Your Junk


	8 Terrifying Instruments Old-Time Doctors Used on Your Junk
CrazyRedHead
6-1-2009 11:20 AM
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medicine, medical, science, pseudoscience, health, bizarre, humor
CrazyRedHead says:
There were all sorts of reasons not to go to the doctor back in the old days, back when their bags were full of mercury vials and hacksaws. And when the often puritanical patients had problems "down there" they were probably even more hesitant.
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6-1-2009 11:56 AM
carrerinyes
6-1-2009 8:18 PM
tanyamm
OMG no wonder people are still afraid to go to th e doctor it's an inherited genetic trait.
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