I'm speechless and laughter filled at the same time.

People let them into their homes? Must be tough to find a plumber in Ohio.

Everybody can buy a plunger, but not everybody knows how to use it.

or spell it

Gee, good thing there are no "baby-murdering Muslims" running for president in the US. That Ohio resident can rest easy; he's protected America against a Strawman.

But not protected against unlicensed and uninsured plummers? Hi I'm Dan the "Plummer" Quale here to fix your tolliet. Hope your not a Socialzest