For My Pagan Friends


	For My Pagan Friends
AtlLiberal
4-25-2008 12:00 PM
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pagan, religion, humor
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4-28-2008 11:14 AM
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/b6325e60-cd5b-477f-adbb-eaa372ef3aa8/D32B0D62-7D01-439B-97B5-CBF86DF2B91C/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.bewitchingways.com/humor/no_invite.htm" href="http://www.bewitchingways.com/humor/no_invite.htm" style="font-size: 11px;">www.bewitchingways.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.bewitchingways.com/humor/no_invite.htm"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.bewitchingways.com/img/930C5C9F-6892-43A2-82CC-D66374B5DAB9" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.bewitchingways.com/humor/no_invite.htm"><FONT size="5" face="Calligraph421 BT">20 Ways Not 
              to Get Invited Back to a Circle</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.bewitchingways.com/humor/no_invite.htm"><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">
1. Take the ritual sword from the alter and make sounds like Darth 
              Vader..."Luke, I am your father!"...and start making light 
              saber 
noises. </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.bewitchingways.com/humor/no_invite.htm"><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">2. Start skat-singing 
              when chanting. </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.bewitchingways.com/humor/no_invite.htm"><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">3. Take the ritual athame 
              from the alter and start cleaning your nails with it. </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.bewitchingways.com/humor/no_invite.htm"><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">4. When taking a sip 
              of the ritual wine, act like a wine snob and comment on it. </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.bewitchingways.com/humor/no_invite.htm"><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">5. When doing the spiral 
              dance, make a conga line. </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.bewitchingways.com/humor/no_invite.htm"><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">6. Call down the Goddess 
              with "Get your ass down here, Big Momma!". </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.bewitchingways.com/humor/no_invite.htm"><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">7. Call down the God 
              with "Our father,who art in heaven..." </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.bewitchingways.com/humor/no_invite.htm"><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">8. When chanting the 
              names of the Goddess, randomly include Pokemon names. </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.bewitchingways.com/humor/no_invite.htm"><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">9. When being smudged, 
              complain about second-hand smoke. </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.bewitchingways.com/humor/no_invite.htm"><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">10. In a drumming circle, 
              laugh insanely and start drumming the beat to "Wipe Out". 
              </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.bewitchingways.com/humor/no_invite.htm"><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">11. When in a skyclad 
              circle, randomly point and laugh. </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.bewitchingways.com/humor/no_invite.htm"><P><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">12. When the ritual wine 
              goblet is passed to you, chug it and ask for more. </FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.bewitchingways.com/humor/no_invite.htm"><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">13. Invoke Satan. </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.bewitchingways.com/humor/no_invite.htm"><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">16. Bring a cute furry 
              creature and offer it as a blood sacrifice. </FONT></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/D32B0D62-7D01-439B-97B5-CBF86DF2B91C/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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