Things Cops Know, (and Things They Want You to Know)


	Things Cops Know, (and Things They Want You to Know)

swampfoxz

4-20-2009 1:53 AM

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* Watch out for the CSI effect. There is no machine that we can drop an eyelash into and come up with the DNA profile, fingerprints and mugshot of the owner in 2 minutes.
* When you see an emergency vehicle behind you with its lights and sirens on: pull to the RIGHT, and Stop. We are usually required to pass cars on the left.

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