Phyllis Diller Quotes


	Phyllis Diller Quotes

carrerinyes

3-20-2009 5:01 PM

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3-20-2009 10:21 PM

tanyamm

She's a funny lady!

3-21-2009 12:19 PM

Kelika

3-21-2009 6:57 PM

bookwormy

She's still alive and kickin' too. 91 years old. Rock on Phyllis!

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I was in his room.</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/p/phyllis_diller.html"><SPAN class="body">Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/p/phyllis_diller.html"><SPAN class="body">His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/p/phyllis_diller.html"><SPAN class="body">Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/p/phyllis_diller.html"><SPAN class="body">I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. 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