Why don't we drink pig's milk?


	Why don't we drink pig's milk?

bignosemousie

2-22-2008 9:46 PM

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bacon, milk, pigs, humor

bignosemousie says:

I highly recommend going to the source and reading both letters.

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2-23-2008 2:21 AM

willhelm

Hmmm. Hey Mousie, You ever had a peanut butter and pickle sandwich?

2-23-2008 11:17 AM

bignosemousie

No, I haven't. I like both of those, but I'm not sure I'd like them together. I think peanut butter and bacon sounds good though.

2-23-2008 2:23 PM

willhelm

You ever had a peanut butter and pickle sandwich?

Nor have I. Enbar says they are good on pumpernickel.

2-23-2008 2:36 PM

bignosemousie

Which kind of pickles? I'm not convinced.

2-23-2008 2:39 PM

willhelm

dill

2-23-2008 2:41 PM

willhelm

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