Pregnant Italian Joke


	Pregnant Italian Joke

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6-14-2008 5:19 AM

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/2df47f72-f152-4eca-a6f4-735c098ca23e/D2751B5D-8781-4AF0-9917-796C7BFB840D/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.michaelaulia.com/blogs/pregnant-italian-joke.html" href="http://www.michaelaulia.com/blogs/pregnant-italian-joke.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.michaelaulia.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.michaelaulia.com/blogs/pregnant-italian-joke.html"><P>A good joke for the weekend <IMG class="wp-smiley" alt=":)" src="http://www.michaelaulia.com/blogs/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" /> </P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.michaelaulia.com/blogs/pregnant-italian-joke.html"><P>For several years, a man was having an affair with an  Italian woman.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.michaelaulia.com/blogs/pregnant-italian-joke.html"><P>One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to  ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a
large sum of money  if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.michaelaulia.com/blogs/pregnant-italian-joke.html"><P><SPAN id="more-627"></SPAN>
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would  also provide  child  support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he  told her to  simply  mail him a post card, and write ‘Spaghetti’  on the back.
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.michaelaulia.com/blogs/pregnant-italian-joke.html"><P>One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his  confused wife.
‘Honey’, she said, ‘you received a very  strange post card today’.
‘Oh, really? Let me see…’, he said.
The wife gave it to him and watched  as  her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.michaelaulia.com/blogs/pregnant-italian-joke.html"><P>‘Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.michaelaulia.com/blogs/pregnant-italian-joke.html"><P>Two with meatballs, one without.
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