Upon Return, Jesus Taken For Pussy Liberal


	Upon Return, Jesus Taken For Pussy Liberal

lifecyce1898

11-26-2008 10:14 AM

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11-26-2008 11:25 AM

katsteevns

A man on a mission

11-26-2008 9:01 PM

sayitisntso

That's not even funny.

11-26-2008 9:03 PM

lifecyce1898

Things that hit too close to home usually aren't.

11-27-2008 1:08 AM

aklimento

the woman still alerted the authorities who soon learned Christ had no identification cards and was therefore in the country illegally.

Didn't they crucified Him for that?

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