IT'S OKAY TO HAVE A SMALL PENIS, WORLD TELLS PUTIN

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	IT'S OKAY TO HAVE A SMALL PENIS, WORLD TELLS PUTIN

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8-6-2009 9:03 AM

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I make horse look like little girl'</DIV></DIV></STRONG>A United Nation's resolution has called on the bear-chested, gun-toting, horse wrestler to come to terms with his penis size and perhaps read a book or take up fly-fishing instead.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1962&Itemid=59"><DIV> Putin's KGB bodyguard Mikhail Kurkov, said: "Every day he wants to be photographed firing a bazooka or fighting a massive animal.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1962&Itemid=59"><DIV> "This morning we had to ship in a drugged gorilla just so that he could give it a karate chop. 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