To whom it may concern:

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult.

Where do I sign...?

Me too! I resign!

I wouldn't want to be 5 again, childhood sucked.

Yea, I don't know if five would be my best year. How about 15? I got laid. I got high on pot. I puked my guts out after drinkin' gin with my buddies out in the woods. I got my full drivers license (Florida had learners at 14 at the time.) The British Invasion was in full swing (the Rolling Stones were my favs.) I finally made it out of grade school and was in Junior High (that's where chicks really started meaning something other than things to avoid at all costs.) The list goes on and on.... Now I'm 58 and still 18.

I am 63 and resigned as an adult at 40! I am still a child and want to remain one, at least a 15 year old!

Well I'm 55, I hated my teen years. My children and now my grandchildren make it (life) tolerable. I can't think of an age i want to go back to.