OK, the David Letterman Top Tens are piling up. Here’s mine, posted on Twitter last night while the show was being aired. So I’m claiming the first:

”No 10. Because he can really bossanova.”

“No. 9. Has writers for his pickup lines”

“No. 8. Because behind that wrinkly American Gothic exterior pounds the heart of an irresistible love monkey.”

“No. 7. Hey, lots of women like ‘em old, rich and married. Heh heh.”

“No. 6. What are you going to do, impeach me?”

“No. 5. Because Leno has the cars, and I needed an expensive hobby.”

“No. 4. Because the Obama administration isn’t funny enough. Heh heh heh. Ba-dum-dum.”

“No 3. Because I don’t like broccoli. Ha ha!”

“No. 2. This has bin a test of the Emrgncy Paparazzi System. It was only a test. If this had bin a real paparazzi emrgncy … heh”

“And No. 1. My cardiologist ordered me to get more exercise. Heh heh heh. Exercise. More of it. Heh heh. Ba-dum-dum”

Late-Night World Turned Upside Down

My big question, does this mean Bill Clinton is going to start doing monologues? Variety: Letterman admits sex with staffers, reveals extortion attempt.

the David Letterman Top Tens are piling up. Here’s Treacher’s.