Some reason why Jedi knights are better than Pirates and ninjas


	Some reason why Jedi knights are better than Pirates and ninjas

hyorinmaru

5-7-2008 5:40 PM

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star wars, joke

hyorinmaru says:

Another joke

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5-10-2008 11:30 PM

merrie

Yoda kick your sorry ass, he can also haunt your sorry ass for the rest of your life.

.......funny

....but...frightening..:eek

5-10-2008 11:31 PM

merrie

Ooooops.........correction
......funny.:lol....but....frightening..

5-10-2008 11:34 PM

merrie

error error error
........funny..

...but...frightening.

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