If You Play With It Too Much . . .


	If You Play With It Too Much . . .

debbyski

1-12-2009 1:26 PM

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1-12-2009 1:54 PM

cakebelly

1-12-2009 2:49 PM

ratilfar

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Danger Will Robinson...DANGER!

1-12-2009 4:43 PM

cabanaben

What should you do if your laptop falls shut on it, debbyski? E-mail, e-mail-, e-mail, debbyski, get your mind out of the gutter, that would impress the neighbors though

1-12-2009 6:15 PM

wiganfootie

Love it!

1-12-2009 9:03 PM

debbyski

1-14-2009 10:11 AM

zizzy

Eleven reasons e-mail is like a penis:

Well, I used to wonder what it would be like to have one and now I know.

1-14-2009 10:24 AM

debbyski

Lucky you.

I know I've often thought it could come in handy from time to time . . .

1-14-2009 9:07 PM

jippi13

If your smart you will only play with it until you need glasses.

1-15-2009 8:52 PM

cabanaben

If they just made a clapper for it, clap up, clap down, that way she could take what she wants, then cover me up when she is done. Talking about my e-mail of course.

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