The news Clinton & Bill Gates


	The news Clinton & Bill Gates

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Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them: "I have two really bad news items for you:
1) God really exists and<BR /><DIV>
2) Tomorrow He will destroy the earth."</DIV>
Clinton called an emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and told them: "I have good news and bad news:
1) The GOOD news is that God really does exist<BR /><DIV>
2) The BAD news is, tomorrow He is going to destroy the earth." </DIV>
Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and very happily announced: "I have two fantastic announcements:
1) I am one of the three most important people on earth
2) The Year 2000 problem is solved." 
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