He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it,

Eeeeiiiiishshsh!

"...A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Lol!

OMG./ I know the old cliché, " I feel your pain" is pretty shop-worn, but in this case I damn near can.

"ouch" doesn't seem to cover it.
Do they really "tear" off so easily?
Would this qulify as "cannibalism"?

LOL Crazy woman

Another Rocky Mountain Oyster Stew lover? Except in this case they were raw, ala Sushi style.
That's sooo wrong in so many ways...