Obama lifts a ban on entry into U.S. by dead people


	Obama lifts a ban on entry into U.S. by dead people

foxyarse

11-1-2009 6:28 AM

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obama lifts a ban on entry into u.s. by dead peopl, satire

foxyarse says:

The United States is one of only about a dozen countries that bar dead people from sitting next to their sex partners on international flights headed for the US.

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11-1-2009 8:25 AM

shaor

Not sure I understand this fully! Why would you want to sit next to a dead person on flight? I understand getting them back to be burried in thier own country, but thought they were carried in coffins as cargo?

11-1-2009 4:44 PM

foxyarse

Shaor...its all a spoof

11-1-2009 8:29 PM

shaor

oooooops! trust me!!

11-1-2009 9:59 PM

The Infowarrior

the website name was a bit of a give away, I thought.

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