That's all we need!

Well, of course it will!

Invest in a solid baseball bat.

That is sound advice katsteevns.

Anyone paying attention can already see the drastic increase in the number of zombies caused by global warming. This is just another one of those "duh" studies.

I always thought zombies didn't have brains. If global warming is putting them on the move it must be due to the fact(?) that their whole body is warming up thereby increasing the amount of bacteria and other stuff rotting their bodies to increase their activity and cause the zombie to come out of hibernation earlier. Just my 2 cents worth.

If there were ever a time when we needed the mad scientist of the world to unite to create a powerful weather controlling devise now is the time!

Anyone paying attention can already see the drastic increase in the
number of zombies caused by global warming. This is just another one of
those "duh" studies.

Exactly right, n2sooners. As one of my favorite thinkers always says: If a study does not confirm what we already know or suspect, then it is false. D. Prager

Some say you must destroy the brain to kill a zombie, probably separating the head from the body will suffice.
..ZINGG!!..CRUNCH!..THUDD!
Also, do not set them afire or the gas from the corpse will create more zombies.
Although with decreasing oxygen levels in the atmosphere, fires will be few and far between.

I am beside myself with this one..

Are you saying you have a zombie twin??

I have to disagree with the shorter winters. This has been the longest winter in recent memory. After surviving yet another blizzard yesterday cabin fever and not global warming is threatening to turn me into a zombie.

Maybe this year was winters way of saying "Goodbye".

The only zombie around here is liberals the slimly things are all over.

No dirty words please.