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4-29-2008 5:42 PM

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4-29-2008 6:40 PM

righthand

@Convicted Forger Freed By Presidential Pardon." Good one

4-30-2008 2:43 AM

papananook

"That's my signature there on the paper so I must have pardoned him!"--Dumbya Bushboy

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