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	Not just funny because they're English.(or American)
pokkets
9-21-2007 1:55 AM
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english, translation, blooper, funny, humor
pokkets says:
Almost English, with a few funny ideas that weren't intentional.
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9-21-2007 1:58 AM
CarnivalBorn
I love the one about someone to go back in time with
9-21-2007 2:13 AM
bignosemousie
Me too, CarnivalBorn. I like how you have to bring your own weapons.
9-21-2007 5:38 AM
creedman47
Love 'Stop Stealing Our Letters'. Too funny
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