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	God wants to hire a lawyer

Rashid Malik

9-2-2007 8:07 AM

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Rashid Malik says:

Now Satan's question was quiet valid. God's in trouble with the law against him.
(Dont sue me Deepti).

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9-3-2007 11:18 AM

AcesLucky

Ooooooooo...'cause there aren't any in heaven!

That's dirty. Funny. But dirty.

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