Obituary of the Pillsbury Doughboy


	Obituary of the Pillsbury Doughboy

murieleileen

3-11-2008 1:18 AM

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humor, obituary, pillsbury doughboy, cookies, rolls, cakes, arts

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3-11-2008 1:38 AM

murieleileen

Doughboy is survived by his second wife Play Dough, and his two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus
they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.

3-11-2008 11:28 AM

righthand

Did they eat the corpse?

3-11-2008 11:56 AM

cptenaud

Was he Cremated or Baked?

3-11-2008 6:11 PM

tanyamm

Maybe he's in cybergenics. Sometimes he was frosted).

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