The Blender Defender – for those who live with cats


	The Blender Defender – for those who live with cats

Lexica

6-22-2009 10:01 PM

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cats, video, funny

Lexica says:

Sadly, the videos wouldn't clip. They're WELL worth clicking through to watch.

As one commenter said, "My favorite one is the last one where the cat is walking up like "yeah mofo, I'm a bad ass pimp strollin the boulev-HOLYSHITSHITWHATTHEHELLSAVEYOURSELVESI'MDEADALREADYYYY?!!""

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6-22-2009 11:35 PM

chestnut501

ROFLMAO

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