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	11 reasons why gf is better than computer

linden_marie

1-22-2008 6:21 AM

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adrenaline or feeling of anything special. If You do that to girlfriend – this is when fun part starts.

9. You have to upgrade computer from time to time and pay money for that. Girls You change for free.
10. Computer can`t call other computers to come around and have fun in bed.
11. Computer can memorize too much stuff that You rather want to be forgotten.

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2.	Computer won`t make You dinner and won`t <STRONG>bring You beer</STRONG>.
3.	You don`t need to wear glasses to look at the girlfriend and have any use of her.
4.	If there is <STRONG>no electricity</STRONG> - girlfriend still works.
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6.	If You <STRONG>go with girlfriend to cinema</STRONG> and pay more attention to her than the movie nobodys gonna be saying that something is wrong with You.
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