Fungi hunters and hikers beware, here are seven super toxic mushrooms to avoid

Drugs are bad....mmmmmkay...

The last two are obviously dangerous.

Too bad. I love mushrooms! And no not the hallucinogenic kind...

A twice-over widower was courting prospective #3. Over dinner, she asked about her predecessors.

"What happened to your first wife?"

"She ate some poison mushrooms."

"What about your second?"

"She died of massive head trauma."

"How did that happen?"

"She wouldn't eat her mushrooms."

Given the number of things that do kill us if eaten, we might have to elevate those unknowns of our forebears who died finding out what was what as heroes of humanity.