Kissing Hank's Ass


	Kissing Hank's Ass

ratilfar

6-22-2009 5:26 PM

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religion, dogma, circular, logic, illogical, belief, lack, there, of, gawd

ratilfar says:

Choice A: Kiss it-Get A Million Dollars-someday

Choice B: Don't Kiss It-Hank Will Kick Your Ass

Note: Nobody knows WHO Hank is but Karl is pretty sure that he exists.

More news at 11!

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6-22-2009 5:40 PM

chestnut501

ROFLMAO!!!!

6-22-2009 5:54 PM

ratilfar

6-23-2009 3:13 PM

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			<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Kiss Hank's ass and He'll give you a million dollars when you leave town.</LI>
			<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Use alcohol in moderation.</LI>
			<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Kick the shit out of people who aren't like you.</LI>
			<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Eat right.</LI>
			<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Hank dictated this list Himself.</LI>
			<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">The moon is made of green cheese.</LI>
			<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Everything Hank says is right.</LI>
			<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.</LI>
			<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Don't use alcohol.</LI>
			<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Eat your wieners on buns, no condiments.</LI>
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