I'LL BE JUST FINE, SAYS PLANET


	I'LL BE JUST FINE, SAYS PLANET

tabsey

6-5-2008 8:38 AM

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tabsey says:

From The Daily Mash.
The planet said environmental campaigners should change their slogan from 'Save the Planet' to something more relevant such as 'Save Your Sorry Arse'.

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6-5-2008 12:49 PM

meancookie89

Muhahaaahhah

6-8-2008 9:11 AM

mugofcoffee

nice headline!

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