The Customer is Not Always Right


	The Customer is Not Always Right
CrazyRedHead
11-14-2008 11:18 PM
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humor, entrepreneur, business, idiots
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Hilarious encounters with dumb customers - enjoy!
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Just look at the size of those TUMORS on the poor backsides of all those rats in that cage!”</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://notalwaysright.com/"><P><STRONG>Manager:</STRONG> “Um, ma’am… those are their testicles. They are full grown male rats.”</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://notalwaysright.com/"><P><STRONG>Customer:</STRONG>  <EM>*blushes*</EM> “… oh. Sorry.”</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://notalwaysright.com/"><H3 class="storytitle"><A rel="bookmark" href="http://notalwaysright.com/way-way-too-much-information-2/1347" linkindex="37" set="yes">Way, Way Too Much Information</A></H3></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://notalwaysright.com/"><H3 class="storytitle"><A rel="bookmark" href="http://notalwaysright.com/those-darned-falling-gas-prices/1346" linkindex="45">Those Darned Falling Gas Prices</A></H3></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; 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