She's got a million of 'em, but this story--the way it's written, her comeback to an asinine comment by a solipsistic twit--is one of the best examples yet of why I come back to read them. Someone give this woman her own column in a major alternative weekly.

This is EXCELLENT! And there's really no comeback to it!

I know--I wish I could have her with me, writing my comebacks! BTW, your username is pretty excellent, too.

Thanks.