The Farmer and the Government Man


	The Farmer and the Government Man

chela13

4-8-2007 2:33 PM

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/8c52a941-1c15-4644-93e4-87ba5e933b99/C7B47C5F-578D-4CBA-8141-EB840E6F100F/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.jumbojoke.com/the_farmer_and_the_government_man_882.html" href="http://www.jumbojoke.com/the_farmer_and_the_government_man_882.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.jumbojoke.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jumbojoke.com/the_farmer_and_the_government_man_882.html"><H1>The Farmer and the Government Man</H1></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jumbojoke.com/the_farmer_and_the_government_man_882.html"><P>A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with <A id="amzn_cl_link_0" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1571983929?ie=UTF8&tag=thisistrue-20&link_code=em1&camp=212341&creative=380621&creativeASIN=1571983929&adid=a4d77ad5-44e4-4a50-95ec-22b208c003d9" target="_blank" name="1571983929">the old farmer</A>, telling him, "I need to inspect your farm." The old farmer said "OK, but don't go in that field right over yonder."<BR /></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jumbojoke.com/the_farmer_and_the_government_man_882.html"><P>The Agriculture representative went red in the face and lectured, "Sir, I have the authority of the U.S. Government behind me. See this ID card? It means I am allowed to go <I>wherever</I> I wish on any agricultural land -- no questions asked or answered. Do you understand!?"</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jumbojoke.com/the_farmer_and_the_government_man_882.html"><P>The farmer nodded politely and went about his chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Ag Rep running for the fence. Close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. 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