The time is here! Dig those trenches; arm the battlements; the heathens are at the gates!!!!

This is one "War" I find great amusement with. Watching fools act out their paranoid fantasies has great entertainment value.

POP

"If we just simply continue to fund retailers that ignore the holiday
while taking our money, then we are contributing to the elimination and
censorship and demise of Christmas," he argues.

I can only assume he is refering to the demise of the Christian version of Yule (opps, I mean Christmas)

Christian version of Yule (opps, I mean Christmas)

Aha! You're not getting away that easy. No sirree! Expect the CIA (Christmas Intelligence Agency) to show up on your doorstep sometime tonight. Oh, you're in deep do-do!

And the lord spake saying unto all Christians,

Hear this the eleventh commandment...

Thou shalt not share thy Christmas with thy neighbour.