Three Things To Ponder


	Three Things To Ponder

vonilei

7-31-2007 6:42 PM

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7-31-2007 6:56 PM

AcesLucky

All good reasons!

8-1-2007 1:02 AM

syncopath

2 ponder is a good way 2start ..

welcome .. !

8-1-2007 11:21 AM

dvo_photo

I LOVE IT!!! GOOD PONDERINGS!!!

8-2-2007 1:01 AM

The REAL Napster

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

The only reason that our Government can track cows so easily is because smart farmers keep purchase & breeding records. There are many reasons for this, esp with the recent mad cow disease outbreaks. Mostly it is done for genetic advancement of the herd. If the calves of a particular cow show g...

8-2-2007 4:05 AM

Razsk

But how many illegal cows are living in the US?

8-2-2007 1:09 PM

vonilei

It's a JOKE, Napster...LOL...I'm sorry, but it seems you've lost your sense of humour somewhere along the line. 'shrug

8-2-2007 10:46 PM

The REAL Napster

Yeah- sorry about my dry humor level. The other 2 topics seemed fairly serious so I falied to equate the first one to humor since it also touched on a political subject, immigration. Sometimes people try to veil their intentions with a mask of humor, in case anyone calls them on it, they can always use the humor fallback. Regardless, welcome to Clipmarks!

8-3-2007 7:45 PM

onlinedesign

What a shame it's come to this:

The Constitution

...it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

I got the point about the "cows". It WAS funny and it's not literal. One does not have to be a political analyst to appreciate the satire. Very good clip. Thanks for sharing...

8-27-2007 11:15 AM

Lifestar

Excellent clip ^_^.

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