They should smack a label on those things, like they do on hot coffee now.

i'm sticking to the newspaper...much less risk.

"Perhaps, our mothers never explained to us that it was not a good idea to play with handguns whilst using the restroom. But then again, maybe that was supposed to be a given,"

right --
like there's a 1000 other things in the restroom to play with ...
i find i am always looking around for new things --

maybe i'm typical

I'm with Eric on this. Spending time in The Place Of Quiet Reflection, in a doctor's waiting room, or a gurney in ER, without adequate reading material of your own choice, is unbearable!