Pry This Vibrator From My Cold Dead Hand


	Pry This Vibrator From My Cold Dead Hand

debbyski

10-3-2007 7:25 AM

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10-3-2007 10:20 AM

kkcapricorn

I am laughing, but its not really funny. The things they make laws about....ridiculous.
Debbs You are up at 7:30AM clipping. Kudos to you girl!

10-3-2007 10:26 AM

arifsali

It's Alabama, what'd you expect?

10-3-2007 10:39 AM

debbyski

I know Kappy; I'm later to bed and early to rise

10-3-2007 10:57 AM

tabsey

It would be better if they banned batteries. Plenty of parents would support it to save money.
The "sickness" abounds.

10-3-2007 12:22 PM

BobbyRutan

Sing along, sorta Skynyrd style....

In Birmingham they love the governor
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does my dildo bother you?
Tell the truth

Sweet home Alabama
Where the toys are so few
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Here I come Vibrabama

10-3-2007 1:21 PM

BartendingBear

Are they banning carrots and zucchini too?

10-3-2007 1:24 PM

BobbyRutan

Alabama doesn't have an official state vegetable unlike some other states.

I think someone ought to get on the ball and nominate the cucumber.

10-3-2007 1:35 PM

gwendolyn

Oh, Bobby... I can't stop giggling. I popped this just for your tune.

10-3-2007 2:00 PM

michellezm

LOLOL!

My motto has been they are going to have to pry this vibrator from my cold, dead hand. I refuse to give up," she said.

Who knows, it may yet come to that, but that's love for you - it knows no boundaries of self-sacrifice.

10-3-2007 2:03 PM

J-Star

Goooooooooooo Girl! what if its not in your hand?

10-3-2007 3:59 PM

aculton

My lord, let her keep it.

10-3-2007 6:22 PM

debbyski

@ Bobby: *ROTFLMAO*

Well, I guess plumbers who install handheld shower heads are in for some serious trouble.

10-3-2007 6:26 PM

debbyski

I think someone ought to get on the ball and nominate the cucumber.

Good Lord, I can just envision all those southern gals doing push ups in the vegetable patch

10-4-2007 4:52 AM

dma69

OMG this to hilarious! I bout died when I saw that song!!!

10-5-2007 7:37 AM

LunaRosa

Gee, you guys are so hilarous!

I never remember how closed-minded sometimes America is.
Maybe more sex would fix it, but go tell them...

Altogether!!

In Birmingham they love the governor
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does my dildo bother you?
Tell the truth

Sweet home Alabama
Where the toys are so few
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Here I come Vibrabama

10-5-2007 10:32 PM

Jorjor

Ladies, when you're in Alabama, you need to hide your vibrators. I think you know a real good place to keep them.

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