The truth about cats and dogs


	The truth about cats and dogs

Aribeth

2-10-2008 6:12 AM

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Aribeth says:

10. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.

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2-10-2008 6:13 AM

Aribeth

Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein

2-10-2008 9:13 AM

righthand

Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.

...and you love 'em, both.

2-10-2008 8:05 PM

carrerinyes

I'm thinking "Lady & The Tramp"

2-11-2008 8:46 AM

thisnamecantbetaken

Cats don't drool either. Dogs (and men) do.

2-11-2008 11:47 AM

Jorjor

Cats: Urban, can't be herded;
Dogs: Suburban, obedient;
Cats: Touchy-feely, cover their messes;
Dogs: Noses in others' butts, leave messes for others;
Cats: Prefer staying home;
Dogs: Love foreign adventures;
Cats: Left to themselves, keep to themselves;
Dogs: Left to themselves, chew up everything in sight;
Cats are Democrats, Dogs are Republicans

- Adapted from a 2004 cartoon by Kirk Anderson at www.kirktoons.com.

A dog looks at humans and thinks, "They feed me, shelter me and provide for my health and comfort - they must be gods". A cat looks at humans and thinks, "They feed me, shelter me and provide for my health and comfort - I must be a god".

The one time I had a cat that starte...

2-11-2008 12:13 PM

Aribeth

Thx for the link.I'm sorry for your cat

2-11-2008 12:44 PM

righthand

Cats don't drool either. Dogs (and men) do.

Only if the female is worth drooling over.

2-11-2008 3:24 PM

Jorjor

@Aribeth - that was a long time ago. My current senior cat just passed his seventeenth adoption anniversary and he's still kittenish.

2-11-2008 11:53 PM

Jorjor

Cats think outside the box - and if they want to keep their happy home, that better be all they do outside the box!

2-12-2008 1:52 AM

Brimstone

Attention little men and women, PETA are on the look out for those of you who wear Fur coats.

2-12-2008 5:11 AM

swampfoxz

Foxz rule.

2-12-2008 5:25 AM

murieleileen

I had a cat who started drooling as a result of hunger (he had chronic gingivitis and had pain when he ate.) At someone's suggestion, I put him on an all raw meat diet and the drooling stopped completely, and I was able to touch his mouth, something I had not been able to do for years. Unfortunately I had not started the diet soon enough. He had been given cortisone for 3 years and when they start it they tell you it will kill them in a few years but it allows them to eat without pain. I only took him in for the shot when he was in danger of dying from starvation. I know if I had started the diet 3-4 years earlier he would still be alive.

2-12-2008 6:21 AM

Aribeth

2-12-2008 11:35 AM

pokkets

I've live in the same house as a few dogs and a few cats, and was thinking a difference may be, people have dogs as pets, and cats have people as pets.

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