News Flash: Sun To Be Destroyed


	News Flash: Sun To Be Destroyed

CrazyRedHead

8-20-2007 2:18 PM

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/2b38d7be-00ff-41f1-903d-54837f51866a/C5F1A861-97B4-450E-A877-1C14C2795310/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/science/spoof/news-flash/destroy_sun_research_thermo_nuclear" href="http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/science/spoof/news-flash/destroy_sun_research_thermo_nuclear" style="font-size: 11px;">www.null-hypothesis.co.uk</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/science/spoof/news-flash/destroy_sun_research_thermo_nuclear"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/img/AAF244CF-DB60-48E1-A401-54D5A6886B31" alt="Sun To Be Destroyed" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/science/spoof/news-flash/destroy_sun_research_thermo_nuclear">For years mankind has dreamed of destroying the Sun. Now it seems like that dream is finally within our grasp. </blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/science/spoof/news-flash/destroy_sun_research_thermo_nuclear">Researchers who claim that the Sun is the source of all life on this planet have been denounced as alarmist.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/science/spoof/news-flash/destroy_sun_research_thermo_nuclear">The Sun is an obvious menace. Its ability to cause skin cancer and sunburn is well documented, but it also makes ginger people red and freckly, makes fat men sweat profusely on public transport and melts ice cream.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/science/spoof/news-flash/destroy_sun_research_thermo_nuclear">Vitamin D can be obtained by a simple food supplement. The negative aspects of the Sun far outweigh the positive ones and I am looking forward to a new Sun-free utopia where old men are no longer forced to endure the indignity of having to wear knotted hankies on their heads. Death to the fiery ball!</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/science/spoof/news-flash/destroy_sun_research_thermo_nuclear"><DIV>
“‘To quote the leading solar researchers, They Might Be Giants “The Sun is hot – the Sun is not, a place where you could live”. Emphasis on the not.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/science/spoof/news-flash/destroy_sun_research_thermo_nuclear">Most irritating interstellar bodies can be disposed of fairly easily with some kind of thermo-nuclear device<SUP></SUP></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/C5F1A861-97B4-450E-A877-1C14C2795310/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>