Oh my...

ouch!!!

Lightening is scary. That poor woman.

I guess I need to wear slippers more often!
Peace.................

Amazing that she lived to tell the tale! One day, she'll tell her grandkids "oh yeah?! Well I pooped lightning once!"

It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all.

Probably just as well ...

If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."

amazing! you can't control or rely upon luck, but having some at the right time sure doesn't hurt.

Shitfire!

That's one way to get an enema.

It also gives new meaning to the phrase, "I fart in your general direction!"