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paisleyraven

4-19-2009 12:10 AM

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onesentence.org, true stories, humor

paisleyraven says:

Come on.. it's been while...

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4-19-2009 11:27 AM

debbyski

As I looked across the table at my husband and his new boyfriend, I found myself oddly happy for them.

4-19-2009 12:33 PM

tanyamm

These are always fun to read.

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