She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says

"If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."

So, the lady calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over."

Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The lady welcomes him in and says,

"See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn thing just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says:

"Listen! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time...."

"Ok, where's the bedroom?"
"In here, quick! Dump the frog"

hahahahaha

jejejeje- lol